Control Your Man
Control Your Woman 
Talking Remotes

Why waste precious time and energy trying to control the thoughts and actions of your significant other when you can automate the process? Just push a button and let our talking remote controller do it for you.

The mate remote delivers a riot of verbal one-offs and funny sound effects sure to keep your spouse on the right track.

2 AA batteries included.

The Control Your Man Remote features 18 saying including the following:

• "The Queen speaketh!"
• "Time to listen!"
• "What about my needs?"
• "What were you thinking?"
• "Whoa, ever hear of foreplay?"
• "Kiss me, you fool!"
• "Just tell me you love!"
• & more!

The Control Your Woman Remote features 18 saying including the following:

• "Zip it!"
• "Clean up on aisle four!"
• "All right, hand over the credit cards!"
• "Yeah baby, do that again!"
• "Feed me!"
• "I'm outta here!"
• & more!

Get either remote for only $19.95!!